If you aren't going to D.C. United's match in Jersey this weekend, you might not want to leave the house on Saturday. At all. At least not after noon. It starts with a half-hour pregame show to lead into Metros vs. United, and ends 10 hours later after the post-game Seattle and Portland. In between, live cut-ins on several ongoing games. It's as close to NFL Red Zone we're going to see for MLS anytime soon. Should be awesome.