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Who watches this "Watchmen?"

One day at RFK, I started to let my mind wander, and I began to think of what Watchmen would be like if the characters were all soccer players.  This is the team roster I came up with.

 

The Hamidian
Jonathan Silk Spectre
Raul Diaz Arce-mandias  (You could also do "Ozzy Alonso Mandias," but screw the Sounders.)
Doctor Khumalo Manhattan
Night Olsen
And I couldn't think of a good pun for Rorschach, but I realized that without his mask, he looks like a perfect combination of Kurt Morsink and Dax McCarty

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via th08.deviantart.com

 

What do you think?  Any other variations you'd like to see?  Or other movies/shows/comics/what have you that should be recast with soccer players?

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