One day at RFK, I started to let my mind wander, and I began to think of what Watchmen would be like if the characters were all soccer players. This is the team roster I came up with.
Jonathan Silk Spectre
Raul Diaz Arce-mandias (You could also do "Ozzy Alonso Mandias," but screw the Sounders.)
Doctor Khumalo Manhattan
And I couldn't think of a good pun for Rorschach, but I realized that without his mask, he looks like a perfect combination of Kurt Morsink and Dax McCarty
What do you think? Any other variations you'd like to see? Or other movies/shows/comics/what have you that should be recast with soccer players?