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DC United's Rebirth Predictions

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  1. 2010- Ben Olsen becomes United's interim head coach
  2. 2011- Sven Eriksson becomes head coach. Doesn't make playoffs. Gets fired. Kasper wonders why he hasn't been fired and mugged yet.
  3. 2012- Jaime Moreno retires. Frank Yallop becomes head coach. DC barely gets into playoffs.
  4. 2013- Announced plans to move United to Baltimore. United barely makes playoffs.
  5. 2014- Captain Chris Pontuis leads team to Eastern Conference Finals, but lose to the Revolution. Moreno begs to become head coach. Namoff is still injured from his concussion but refuses to retire. Still Baltimore bound.

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